Life and Food Porn.

March 29, 2009, 11:21 pm
Filed under: Daily, Relaxation | Tags: , , , , ,

Yep, you read that right folks. Fish.

Hail and Sleet, completely uncalled for this morning. Could have been brimstone from the sound of the thunderstorms we had last night. Ended up watching a pretty sweet movie, Green Street Hooligans, with the guys (as well as Jen.) last night at Sam’s place. It was a combination of Fight Club with a dash of Trainspotting. In other words, very tight movie, and now a total favorite of mine. Overall, there are some pretty sweet parts in that flick, specifically referencing the part where the guys sneak past a Manchester United team. (methinks.) Anyways, other memorable parts of the night include: Matt giving Jen a big ole’ cup of ‘fuck off’, due to Jen’s hatred for Cream Cheese. Hilarious, also including a bit of falling toast and Matt’s mention of “Snow falling on a gnoll.” due to Jen’s toast eating habits. After a night of Bain inciting riot, Jen and I bid adiéu to the boys, and Sam, being as drunk as he was, gave a memorable toast before departing into the night. (Right along the lines of I Love You Man. If you haven’t seen the movie, watch it simply for that toast.)

In other news, Stumble is AWESOME. I have found some of the most RIDICULOUS videos I have, and quite possibly will ever, see. I give you, the most bad-ass way of playing soccer thought possibly by man. Yes, it’s in french, but I really want to be able to play like these guys do. WATCH ME.

On a completely different side note, the fish are both NOT dead, but currently reside in something that looks like milky water. Not really sure how that happened. Did you also happen to know that any month that starts on a Sunday will have a Friday the 13th? Did you also know that there is a Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs MOVIE coming out? (It looks awesome, I’ve watched it like, six or seven times already.)

…also, did you know that 50% of female polar bears also have a penis? Sick.

I want out.

I want out.

EDIT: Stumble is quite possibly the best thing I’ve come across on the internet. Awful addictive, but I’ve found some of the coolest and quite possibly oddest things I’ve ever encountered on the internet, and I’d like to say I’m pretty well versed in internet lawls.


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